Jokes

How did the chicken get up the mountain?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the pig say to the chicken as they were discussing bacon & eggs for breakfast?
Why was the chicken thrown out of the baseball game?
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who?
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Why couldn't the egg get good reception on her TV?
Which city hatched in Illinois?
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
Where do chickens pay for their groceries?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?
What do you call a bird that's afraid of its shadow?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do chickens rinse their mouths out with soap?
If a rooster laid an egg on a roof top and the wind was blowing easterly, which way would the egg fall?
What do you call an egg with cowboy boots?
If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of tree does a chicken come from?
Why did the chickens quit laying eggs?
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion
Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
Where you left it
Why did the chicken go to the library?
To check out a bawk, bawk, bawk

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