Jokes

  • What grows on yolk trees?
  • What's a chicken's favorite tree?
  • What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
  • What do you call an excited chicken?
  • What do chickens call a school test?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
  • Knock, Knock! Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who?
  • What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
  • Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
  • What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
  • Why do chickens lay eggs?
  • What does the chicken say to get across a busy street?
  • Where do chickens like to go on vacation?
  • Definition of relay....
  • Where do you find information about eggs?
  • Why did the chicken cross the playground?
  • What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
  • What do you call a bunch of chickens playing "hide and seek"?
  • Why can't you tease egg whites?
  • Why did the chicken lift weights?
  • Why did the chicken cross the beach?
  • What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
  • Why are chickens so neat?
  • Who wrote the book "Great Eggspectations"?
  • Why are chickens good employees?

Fun Factoids

  • Eggs & Ear Lobes